Chewbacca Goes To Starbucks

Not that long ago, at a Starbucks not too far away, Chewbacca tried to order a Venti Caramel Macchiato.

“Welcome to Starbucks, sir! What can I get for you today?” The young female barista said rather enthusiastically.

“Grrrrh! Grrrrhh!”
Chewbacca replied.

“I’m sorry, sir. Could you please repeat that?” The barista leaned over the counter.

“Grrrrhh! Grrrh! Grrrr!”
Chewbacca pointed at the menu.

“Um… do you want a tall black coffee?” The barista furrowed her brow.

“Grrrr! Grrrhh!”
Chewbacca shook his head then pointed at a different section of the menu.

“Oh… um… do you want a frappucino?” The barista grew anxious.

“Grrrrh! Grrrrhh!”
Chewbacca shook his head again. He looked agitated.

“I’m sorry, sir. I can’t really understand you. I don’t speak Wookie.”
The barista said sympathetically.

“Oh… how rude of me. I am sorry, dear girl. I often forget that not everyone speaks my native tongue.”
Chewbacca suddenly spoke perfect English.

“That’s… okay, sir.” The barista was dumbfounded.

“I will have a Venti Caramel Macchiato with extra whipped cream. Oh and a chocolate biscotti.”
Chewbacca smiled slightly.

“Okay, sir. Your total is $11.50.” The barista wrote CHEWBACCA in black sharpie on a cup.

“Do you per chance accept Wookie bucks?” Asked Chewbacca.

“Um… no. No we don’t, sir.”
The barista looked annoyed.

“Grrrrrhhhh!!”
Chewbacca cried out in anger then quickly hopped back into the Millenium Falcon and took off at light speed.

The next day, management posted a sign that read: ‘WE DO NOT ACCEPT WOOKIE BUCKS!’

Eventually, Chewbacca sued Starbucks for discrimination and was awarded 10 million dollars and free Starbucks coffee for life.

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